Memorable quotes from a cartoonish drunk guy at David’s party:
- “I fuckin’ love… quartz, man”
- “What you gotta do is, you gotta find a local person who works for the mine or some shit, and just fuckin’, bribe the shit outta him.”
- (regarding Ken’s tattoo, which is in Arabic) “What is that, Sanskrit or some shit?”
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Oh, that guy. He’s a friend’s boyfriend. A real piece of work. Worst drug dealer I’ve ever known, he didn’t even have a cell phone or a car for a long time. Not only that, but he’s use while dealing so he’d often mess up and get screwed out of money.
Now he deals rocks. No, really, he buys rocks from rock shows and sells them on the street to hippies.
Sad, really.
The worst, the absolute worst part is the faux-ghetto persona he affects all the time. He buys pants 3 sizes too big and doesn’t wear a belt, he speaks in souther-drawl-ghetto slang and attempts to sound appropriately ’street’ and on top of all of that, he’s actually a rather intelligent guy. He’s just been hiding it for so long to fit into the life he’s chosen that I think he’s forgotten how to think properly.
Amber, you missed…
“Dude, I am just like waayyy into crystals and shit.”
I completely forgot about him. Heh.
“Quartz is my life.”
Well, in my own defense, I did not invite him nor did I invite his girlfriend. That would be my SO’s fault.
Whatever dude. I thought he was hilarious.
He was at once a reminder of why I never went to “college parties” and a whimsical reflection upon what amusement I may have been missing.
Why does clicking on the link to ‘Dave’s’ take me to Microsoft, but clicking on the link in the comments (from the previous entry) takes me to the eponymous blog?
Charles: i don’t have any clue, but it’s doing it to me as well. I think it has something to do with leaving off the last /. That doesn’t make any sense, but that’s all I got. It doesn’t do it to yelladog’s blog but it does do it to my photo gallery at: http://www.eponymous.org/gallery
Anyone have a clue? Ken?
At first I thought it was a global redirect for 404’s but it isn’t. Check to see if in your /mt directory there’s a .htacess file throwing you to MS. Could be mod_rewrite too. MT is written in Perl or PHP? Check for the same behavior on other child directories of eponymous.org (with and without the trailing /). I thought the MS was a nice touch. Thank god it wasn’t TubGirl.