Ever feel like people are missing the point?
Overheard at work recently: “When I coded this page, I tried to use as many divs as possible…”
Wow. ‘Cause that’s so much better than using infinity nested tables. (Catch the movie reference!)
Here’s the list, once again, from an email to Jenny and Niki, which I posted last night, then removed this morning on a whim, but have again decided needs to go up here:
I would have sex with…
- w but he’s married
- x but he’s in a relationship
- y but he’s gay
- z but he’s a Republican
And actually, let’s add to that:
- v but he doesn’t want to have sex with me
I feel kind of sick. I think I need to go home early. There’s shit I need to do, but I think my “boss” (by now you know why I always put that in quotation marks) agrees that I’m basically worthless today and need to get out of here, since I have no energy to care about much of anything. You can only get just so excited about XSL, for example. The home page is fux0red in IE 5/Mac, and I guess I should fix it, but… really, I should take some Sudafed PM and go to bed. It’ll still be fux0red tomorrow.
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12 Responses to "Non-sequitur"
Oooh! Who is v? I don’t think I saw that one.
You’ll never know, will you? ;-)
Oh I will. I have ways of making you talk :)
Jenny and I are still waiting for that story, by the way…
I know you are… my bad. I will email you soon, I promise. Can I get some sympathy from the fact that I left work early today because I was feeling sick? And I still feel kinda sick?
No sympathy for you!
Gosh, if you give us the dudes’ initials, we’re going to figure it out! I can’t believe you did that.
Geez, I know!! What was wrong with me? What’s even weirder is that I know 5 guys with sequential initials, at the end of the alphabet… I mean, whose name starts with X? :P
Xon.
Yeah, I know… I thought of that right after I posted that comment. But I decided it was funny so I’d let it stay. ;) The irony is that out of those 5 letters, X is one of the only ones that I know someone personally whose name starts with that letter. (Grammatical nightmare, but I’m not going to try to fix it!!)
“W” could be William Bryan Rhea!
“V” = Vassant? He probably does want to have sex with you.
Well, I suppose W could be William Bryan Rhea… but it’s not.
Vasant? Ha! I can’t think of him that way. Our friendship is platonic to the extreme. (That reminds me, I need to call him one of these days.) When we were on a school trip to England the summer before our senior year of high school, I was overheard saying, “I can’t think of Vasant as having nuts.” I don’t remember what the context was, but a couple of teachers overheard it and it was the subject of hilarity (for them) for the rest of the trip.