Today I went to Ross and bought two awesome t-shirts. (I almost bought three, but reason prevailed as I realized I would never actually wear the “Got Jesus?” shirt, so there was no point in buying it.) I know, I know a?? more t-shirts is the last thing I need in my wardrobe. But I just can’t help myself.
The first is a kick-ass Super Mario shirt… see for yourself:
Next we have an awesome Slinky shirt:
I also took a couple pictures of me actually wearing them, but I was vacillating about whether to post them, because it might 1) make me look even more “self-absorbed” than I apparently already am, and 2) appear to be merely an excuse to post gratuitous boob shots. Then I decided, fuck it, it’s my blog and I can post boob shots if I want. So here you go:
So there you have it.
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12 Responses to "Consumerism"
Amber Lichelle Luis Rhea! I know you said that if you were going to go to Ross it would be to not by anymore t-shirts, but other articles of clothing which you were lacking! I am highly disappointed in you.
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Cute shirts, by the way.
I’m pro-gratuitous boob shots.
I picked up an awesome t-shirt from Target this weekend with “Product of the 80s” on it, with the 0 in 80s being a rubik’s cube. But I think I shall return it, as it does weird things to the whole boobage area. Ah well.
Well, Niki? You see what happens when you’re not here to corral me into responsible behavior? I go crazy, and you start making horrendous, out-of-character typos! In my defense, though, let me reiterate that I did not buy (or by, for that matter) the “Got Jesus?” t-shirt. Restraint is a virtue.
Oh, and nice touch using all four of my names. It’s like I’m some kind of 19th century English duke or something. Or not.
Dipika: can you at least take a picture of it before you return it, and post it on your web site as the requisite gratuitous boob shot? Weird or not - a boob shot is a boob shot. And Rusty’s all for it.
Gratuitous boob shots are much better when there aren’t a bunch of crappy T-shirts covering the boobs. And I bet Rusty agrees with me.
I’ll kick whoever doesn’t like gratuitius boob shots square in the nuts.
Nothing like a good look at your friends breast as you drink your coffee on a Monday morning… :)
LOVE the slinky shirt!
Hey Tony, if you don’t like my awesome new t-shirts, you can… you can… well, I don’t know what you can do, but, uh… gah, never mind!
This site has sooo many shirts that shouldn’t exists, but I think this is the funniest Jesus shirt I’ve ever seen.
Believe in Jesus!
Yeah! T-Shirt Hell is really the best.
That is a very nice and perky pair of t-shirts you have there.