Almost a Meme

Monday, June 20, 2005 | 7:38 pm

Here’s a question for you people: What are my super powers? For that matter, what are yours? Think now, and be creative. Ryan says mine is super-powered diction. I consider that to be the highest of compliments.

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6 Responses to "Almost a Meme"

  1. Tony says:
    June 20th, 2005 at 9:15 pm

    Your most prominent superpower is your ability to make it seem like you’re reading every blog on the internet, simultaneously, 24 hours a day. You’re like Commenting Jesus.

    I don’t have any super powers, although I’ve always fancied opposable toes.

  2. Amber says:
    June 20th, 2005 at 10:48 pm

    How can you say you don’t have any superpowers? Clearly you have powers related to the care and maintenance of your yard.

  3. eponymous says:
    June 21st, 2005 at 3:52 pm

    How about the power to magically release women from the powers of their culturally repressive upbringings and make them sex-positive and open to experimentation?

    We need more women like you out here.

  4. Amber says:
    June 21st, 2005 at 4:00 pm

    Aw shucks d00d… now you’re makin’ me blush.

    Likewise, we need more men out there like you.

    Now let’s all sing kumbayah…

  5. Patrick Fitzgerald says:
    June 21st, 2005 at 4:47 pm

    Your superpower is the ability to alter minds through funky t-shirt graphics and captions. Your nemesis is “The Wifebeater”.

  6. eponymous says:
    June 22nd, 2005 at 12:10 pm

    Perhaps your super-power could be the infection of various media with memes or the creation thereof?