I ordered a used copy of this book (that could’ve been a tinyurl, but apparently some people don’t like those) from Amazon today. I won’t commence reading it until after I finish my reviews of its predecessor - also, the new Harry Potter book is out this weekend - but just as a taste of what’s to come, have a look at the reviews. This in particular amused the ever living hell out of me:
One of the first things I encountered in the book was a detailed anecdote about female masturbation. It made me sick to my stomach.
David pointed that one out to me… what he said (in an IM) was: “I want to read that masturbation story that the comments are referring to. I bet it’s fucking HOT.”
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Haha, Amazon’s “So You’d Like To” algorithm was messed up on that page. It recommended an online dating book smack in the middle of two Christian book.
Amber, it’s not a “used” book. It’s a Recycled New Book!
Oh, btw, I was gonna ask you… Can you make the date and time on each comment a link to the #bookmark to the exact comment, so that people besides you can link directly to a comment? Maybe this is enabled for non-IE folk, but consider it a humble request.
Why didn’t you buy the workbook!
A used/recycled workbook would have been even funnier, where you could read someone’s deadpan answers to questions like, “If a boy wants to stick his penis in your vagina, and you feel like you want to let him, that makes you:
A) A Christ-hating whore
B) A trampy heathen cum slut
C) A sinning pagan prostitute
D) A Hollywood liberal”
Garrett - actually I was planning on doing that. I have several ‘enhancements’ that I want to make to my blog ASAP… but it might have to wait til tomorrow night since clearly I have a standing obligation tonight. But, consider it done!
Jen - Dammit! That is a good question! I wonder if they have a workbook for the guys’ version, I didn’t see one.
Rusty - OMGWTFROFLMAO!!!11!1
I have several ‘enhancements’ that I want to make..
God does not look kindly on those who wish to toy with their God given natural gifts.
Nothing beats a good trampy heathen cum slut….well maybe a Christ-hating whore.
I know, it’s a tough call, right?
I’m going with A)Christ-hating whore
Yep, that about sums me up.
E) All of the above
Question 2:
If your above answer was E, please use the following space for your phone number, email address and all other relevant contact information.
Hey, what do you know, this is a rare day where I’ve actually kept all my IM windows open all damn day. Just gotta share with the world a little snippet from our conversation from this morning…
[11:16] epon: Teenage girls, guard and preserve your purity and bodily fluids!
[11:16] me: that’s right!
[11:16] me: boys are predators!
[11:16] epon: In fact, if you are so worried, let me do the guarding of the purity
[11:16] me: hahaha
[11:16] epon: i’ll give you a quick injective of boy-repellent, but you have to be blindfolded and strapped to a table