Or is that too cynical?

They’re even actually trying to function; I remember the one where Lachey tried to turn the dirt shit by his house, into a lawn. The fucknuts he hired were messing around eating Domino’s, and he was out there with the till, digging through mud, trying to get the shit done.

And also, like someone else said, it’ll be interesting to watch their lives eventually decay about ten years from now. Media loves to let us observe the results when celebrities spiral termanally down, like Whitney Houston. It’s entertaining.

Desmond Morris talks about differences between domesticated and wild dogs; because of all the pampering from owners providing them everything they need (shelter, food, companionship, etc.), most domesticated dogs act like immature puppies their entire life. There isn’t ever any reason for them to mentally/emotionally mature, because they don’t have to, wheras wild dogs are forced to actually grow up.

Nick and Jessica are Disney puppies. If you took away all their fame and money and made them get a real job, they might not be able to handle it, like what might happen if Michael Jackson actually went to jail and had to share a cell with somebody.

It’s not really any of their faults; blame their owners.

Jessica Simpson is, however, a blithering twit that adds no value to society.

I’m just waiting for her career to falter to the point where’s she’s reduced to doing skinemax flicks and ‘reality’ shows like “Nick and Jessica: The Rehab Special” or “Binge and Purge: The Strange Trip of A Troubled Girl.”

Not that I’ll watch that crap, but it is always enjoyable to watch hollywood prop up, use and spit out the trash.