Just wonderful

Thursday, January 5, 2006 | 10:57 am

Dammit. I knew I shouldn’t have worn this shirt today. It always makes me sweat like a whore in church. And there’s no good explanation; it’s just a simple linen button-down shirt. I’ve had it for 2 years, and without fail, every time I wear it I feel like someone’s filling a couple of swimming pools in my armpits. Hmmm, writing this kind of makes me wonder why I haven’t gotten rid of it.

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6 Responses to "Just wonderful"

  1. Patrick Fitzgerald says:
    January 5th, 2006 at 11:20 am

    This thread is useless without pictures.

  2. Garrett says:
    January 5th, 2006 at 11:22 am

    I have several shirts like that… The temperature in my office varies so wildly that I’ve had to start carefully shopping for work shirts that won’t show sweat. It’s tough.

  3. eponymous says:
    January 5th, 2006 at 11:51 am

    I feel you both. I sweat like a condemned man all year round. In the summer because the bastards won’t turn the AC on and in the winter because the secretary who controls the goddamn thing sits right beside the door, is cold, and cranks the heat up to an ungodly level.

    But, yeah, I wear a lot of black, that doesn’t show sweat at all.

  4. Amber says:
    January 5th, 2006 at 1:04 pm

    It doesn’t matter what the temperature is, that shirt just always causes me to sweat for no apparent reason. The temperature in my office is actually quite nice right now.

    I went home and changed on my lunch break. :P

  5. Niki says:
    January 5th, 2006 at 1:16 pm

    That’s weird, as linen is supposed to be breathable.

  6. duane says:
    January 5th, 2006 at 1:57 pm

    Are you turning into Whitney Houston!? Flop sweat rules!