The truth comes out*

Wednesday, January 18, 2006 | 3:01 pm

Thanks to Christian groups protesting Brokeback Mountain, the Great Homosexual Agenda has finally been exposed in all its perverse glory. As one of their chief operatives, Duane tells us all about it.

* You like that pun, don’t you?

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6 Responses to "The truth comes out*"

  1. duane says:
    January 18th, 2006 at 4:24 pm

    It is rare when I write something even I find funny. Well, not that rare, but you get what I mean.

    I will go back to pushing “our agenda”.

  2. eponymous says:
    January 19th, 2006 at 4:45 pm

    Keep up the good work, Duanne. I prefer the homosexual agenda to the rest of them, but mostly because it is color-coordinated, fashionable and has *great* party favors. ;-)

  3. Jmac says:
    January 20th, 2006 at 3:52 pm

    I was chastized by someone for saying I didn’t want to see Brokeback Mountain, because they assumed it was due to some prejudice of mine.

    To which I replied … ‘I don’t care who falls in love with who in that movie - seeing that is merely a movie afterall - I don’t want to see it because it looks absurdly boring to me. Replace Heath Ledger with Ashley Judd, and I still have desire to go see it.’

    Of course, I do believe it will turn out the Religious Right to the polls in droves, for primarily the same reasons alluded to here.

  4. Amber says:
    January 20th, 2006 at 4:11 pm

    Replace Heath Ledger with Ashley Judd, and I still have desire to go see it.

    Freudian slip? I’m pretty sure you meant NO desire to see it…!

  5. Jmac says:
    January 20th, 2006 at 6:12 pm

    That couldn’t have worked out any better for you, could it?

    Yes .. I meant ‘no’ desire to see it.

  6. Matt says:
    January 21st, 2006 at 5:36 am

    From my understanding, it isn’t really about two guys falling in love, but more like one of those movies where two people are in unhappy relationships and have a strange affair.