Fun with (other people’s) comment spam

Eponymous gets the best comment spam lately.

I know he’s been deleting his spam comments, but I’ve saved a few of my favorites in Bloglines, which I will now share with you, dear readers.

porn

Vinnie and the other coworker ignore me. They’re used to my bipolar mood swings.

Amateur

starts in a few days. My lawyer tells me I face staturory rape charges

Swingers Party Sex

Your Creative income might be able to pay the bills or fund a vacation to Cancun, but you’re always going to be working under someone who understands the actual business end of your company.

Gay Sex

Our cat flap?s broken which we think is the reason why the cat?s peeing everywhere. This is apparently how cats tell you they?re pissed off.

I think the last one is my favorite. It’s really hard to choose, though.

2 Responses to "Fun with (other people’s) comment spam"

  1. Bitch | Lab says:

    But, but, but… that’s *good* spam. It actually makes some kind of sense.

  2. duane says:

    LOL. Hilarious. I just don’t understand spam… most of the time, they don’t even include a link! What is the point of that? Fucking spam bots!