Maybe it’s the weather, I don’t know. But even though today is sort of a “calm before the storm” day at work and I technically have time to do some blogging, I feel supremely unmotivated. And yet restless at the same time. I know you care.
Let’s see, what has been going on around the blogosphere today that I could write about? Well, Robert Jensen, that self-avowed lefty radical d00d - who only has our best interests in mind! - thinks DPs are inherently sexist. (That’s not “domestic partnership” or “Democratic party.”) OJ Simpson has written a super creepy book, and I wouldn’t have believed it if I hadn’t seen it all over the internets. Some random blogger I’d never read before thinks the only possible “empowering” naked moments can’t involve teh s3x, and certainly not pole dancing. The MRAs continue to be insane on RenEv’s blog.
And, eh. I just can’t get motivated about any of it. I can’t even get motivated to write a post for Download Squad, where I’d get paid. Crazy isn’t it? This kind of weather just makes me want to sleep.
Maybe later I’ll dig up some comments I posted on a really long thread at RenEv’s about porn. I actually said some smart stuff, and wouldn’t be embarrassed at repeating it.
Okay. Back to my day of ennui.
Update: Here’s something else I learned on a blog just now! “DP and face shots and BDSM and gang bangs, these are all inherently degrading.” O RLY!
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I think Robert Jensen needs to get another hobby. Who cares!!! about DP and what people stick in their holes??WHO CARES?! SD read the thread and was like…dp? durable press? what? I love him, we are naive together and it’s a good thing.
AS for the weather- I’m with you. Clouds, impending cold front, it making the arthritis all snippy and demanding.
What is DP?!
Sigh.
DP — not as bad as DVDA!
Audacity,
When in doubt, turn to Wikipedia.
Amber, stick around, I am angry, I have declared Jensen my nemesis, and I am done being civil, it should be FUN.
Yet, you still ROCK.
motherfucking motherfucker. fuck.
I HATE getting modded out. especially when I’m being reasonable.
fuck!
as it stands, I look like a big old bully over there and my very polite request for proof of his allegation that I “rallied the troops to flamewar BB” is nowhere to be found.
dude - did I do that? if I did I should immediately cop to it and apologize. I have no problem with that. but I checked really carefully and didn’t find anything on my blog that did that.
I’m so mad right now. maybe my comments are just being, um…penetrated…the way he does over there.
oh, and yes, you rock.
AP:
Obviously, you know, they care about women, so they can’t POSSIBLY be bothered to, oh, listen to some.
My beloved husband (whom I adore) started reading the posts about DP and got confused. Then he was like “well maybe if it’s just me and a toy” then I am going through a video series all about sex techniques and stuff, getting ready to give him a really nice Christmas present, and they talk about DP using toys and all, and I’m thinking how peculiar it is you can go your whole life never even hearing of such then BAM it’s all over the place! Whats up with that?
It’s a conspiracy to brainwash you into agreeing to it despite the fact that you secretly would nevereverever do such a thing unless The Patriarchy was telling you to.
Or, the universe is just a funny place, sometimes…
Is the dude just ranting about cock-cock DP or is the filling of two holes (to put it crassly) just inherently demeaning or somesuch? I mean, cock/finger or cock/toy DP is quite nice I’m told by various anonymous sources of the female variety.
Sssh!! Stop asking questions like that, Russ! Don’t you understand that the only possible configuration of “DP” is two real live cocks, one in a gal’s vag and one in her ass. You shut your mouth with your talk of - gasp! - fingers! And toys!!
And whatever you do, you’d better not insinuate that if there are in fact 3 people involved, it’s not necessary for 2 of them - or any of them! - to be men. There’s no such thing as a strap-on, there’s no such thing as a strap-on…
It’s all about het men dominating, controlling, and using het women, against their will. That’s the only possible explanation. Don’t you undersrtand yet??
And any woman who says she likes the idea of it, fantasizes about it, and has even done it and enjoyed it? She’s a liar! A dupe! A victim of Teh Patriarchy™ - and our valiant hero Mr. Jensen will come along to speak for her, about what her sexual desires really are. Because he cares about women, you see.
Oh and by all that is holy, don’t even think about mentioning men who might dig the idea of a DP ’cause they’d like being with the other guy as much as being with the woman… you’ll make Our Hero’s head explode. Really.
(I’m going to write a separate blog post about this later, or tomorrow.)
Oh well, men can do it too, but it’d be -really- degrading. This is why BOB* is so keen for some dude who likes DP pr0n to go strip off his clothes and hold his asshole open so two guys can dick him at once’t. You know, for -empathy’s- sake.
*anyone else who remembers what “BOBbing” means may appreciate this…
Oops, I forgot to keep quiet about such things — I bet his head would explode if we mentioned…
pegging.