Next person who says, “what hath the ______ wrought?” (fill in the blank with internet/blogosphere/web/assorted other new big bad scary technologies) gets blog-slapped. Writing in fake Middle English to show how detachedly ironic your observations are is so two years ago.

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Dear Internet,
The late Samuel Morse grows weary of the grave-spinning that your ignorance “hath wrought.” Cease and desist, lest he haunt you with an incessant barrage of dots and dashes.
Love,
The Late Clarence Darrow, esq.
Attorney for the Late Samuel Morse
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