That post title was the easy, obvious pun; I know. But I couldn’t resist.
The 2007 Masturbate-A-Thon is Saturday, May 26. The IRL event is in San Francisco (of course), but if you’re elsewhere in the world, you can participate from home. This is all on the honor system, people. And if you need to stay motivated? You can get a live video feed of the SF event, so you can watch competitions such as “Most Orgasms” and “Longest Squirt Distance.” All proceeds go to the awesome, extremely necessary Center for Sex & Culture.
Maybe one day Atlanta will be cool enough to get off its collective ass and host a corresponding east coast event. I know of a few groups and venues that would be ideal. Of course, maybe they’re already doing it and I’m just not in the loop. Honestly, that’s a more likely possibility than nothing happening.
Oh, and May 26 also happens to be the date of a party at a certain newly-returned Atlantan’s house. I’m just saying.
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The Masturbate-a-Thon can be the after party held at your place.
What, you don’t want to host a squirting distance contest in your new living room? I’m sure you could get plastic covers for the furniture.
Yeah but Amber’s floors are all concrete and stuff. Mop away. Plus it makes the squirters look better on camera. Not that I’ve ever seen such filth.
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