Cross-posted from a comment I left at Ren’s blog. The blockquoted part is some very-pleased-with-herself LiveJournaler talking about me, in reference to something I said after breaking my own rule and commenting on the latest Feministe porn thread/debacle.
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Oh, and didn’t you love that one interjection by the girl who just CAN’T IMAGINE why anyone would think that ATM is a bit off color?
Okay dumbfucks, it’s on.
I would love for somebody show to me where I said I can’t imagine why anyone would think ATM is a bit off color. (Although, the phrase “off color” sounds a little too “this offends the delicate sensibilities of the high society ladies” for me.) I do not appreciate having words put in my mouth. (You can form your own pun or metaphor here.)
What I said was, could we PLEASE stop with the judging of other people’s sexual activities, if those activities are among consenting adults. WHY IS THIS A DIFFICULT CONCEPT? Why is this controversial? You know what, nobody has to like ATM, I really don’t care, to be quite honest. What I do care about is when people start with that same old drivel about, “Oh, how could anyone like THAT, that is just so DISGUSTING, if you like that there must be something wrong with you!!” And with ATM in particular, people have a goddamn conniption fit about “OMG POOOOOO!!!11!!1″ In which case, I think calming the fuck down and getting a little education about the way the body’s plumbing actually works (assuming one does not have a medical condition that would make things different) would be a good idea. We don’t have much in the way of sex ed in this country, nor much in the way of education about our own bodies; and all of that goes double when it’s something (gasp!) “off color.”
I’m sorry, but I got over poop jokes when I was about 13. Not sure about the rest of y’all.
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*simmers*
I will have more to say on this topic later.
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Why do people have the need to judge? I just don’t get it. Have your opinions, your preferences, your values, your beliefs, WHATEVER. Just keep them your own. :P
I have to say, the “fuck you and the sparkle pony you rode in on” tag makes me smile every time. Merpony.
Also, love the dual application of the “assholes” tag. :-)
Heh, yeah, me too. :)
What’s ATM?
I have to admit, Joseph, I’m surprised to see you asking! ATM = ass to mouth.
Don’t worry Joseph, I just looked up ATM too. Of course, I’m familiar with the practice, just never heard of the abbreviation.
Oops - abbreviation = acronym.
And now you know why I can never hear ATM (as in its commonly used form, meaning automatic teller machine) without having an initial dirty thought. Same with DP for domestic partnership. Or facial.
Amber: The list of normal sounding words and abbreviations porn can make…giggle worthy…is most amazing ;)
I think this is why I will never understand people’s continued fascination with what goes on in other people’s bedrooms. Seriously, think about something else, and let us get on with it already!
The abbreviation “ATM” has got to be a straight thing. I’ve never heard that before. I am familiar with the practice, however ;)
Oh, it very well may be. And I was just joshin’ anyway.
Wait…you might want to clarify the meaning, just in case. I say this only because I had occasion once to answer someone who did not know what ATM stood for. When I told him ass to mouth, he said “oh, I thought that was just called a rimjob or tossing salad.” Then I had to explain the logistics and how it was different from those two things which, also, technically fit as ass to mouth. Maybe this is unnecessary because the meaning is obvious to everyone, but then I thought it was obvious for that guy too and it wasn’t.
Okay, okay. Ass-to-mouth means ass-fucking followed by a blowjob.
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