I just saw this in a MySpace bulletin, and for some reason it made me giggle a lot - probably moreso than it really warrants, since it appears to be one of those things teenagers pass around for each other’s amusement (I deleted the “15 years of bad luck if you don’t repost” part).
SCORPIO-THE WHORE(10/23-11/21)
Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. ONE OF A KIND. Gorgeous Smile. Not one to mess with. The best sexual partners in the zodiac. Are the most attractive people on earth!
I think what did it for me was “THE WHORE” in all caps. “Best kisser” was a winner, too.

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See, every time I’m about to discount that kind of stuff as so much hocus pocus, something like this comes up that’s just so right for every x sign I know that it gives me second thoughts. Grah!
Heh. Most of the Scorpio attributes I’ve seen over the years in various places are true for me. Honestly this is the first time I’ve seen Scorpios described as “extremely outgoing” though. (Which I am not.)
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