Everything!

When there’s something on my mind I’m itching to write about, but can’t at the moment, I distract myself with stupid internet quizzes. Hence:

E2: The Everything Test 2

There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all.

Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.We’re turning that upside down - all the questions affect all the results, and we’ve got some innovative results too!
Version 2 is leaner, meaner, and features a more mature and varied set of questions than the previous test. Enjoy!

Character Traits
Analytical 20%
Artistic 22%
Driven 80%
Emotional 50%
Horny 100%
Independent 50%
Musical 21%
Optimistic 100%
Outgoing 0%
Political 89%
Religious 0%
Romantic 100%
Social 100%
 
Life Experience
Criminality 14%
Intellectual 88%
Relationships 47%
Sexuality 72%
Travel 41%


Politics
Your political views would best be described as Liberal, while philosophically you tend to think like a Conservative.
  Socioeconomic
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Upper Class. You make more than 94% of those who have taken this test, and 42% more than the U.S. average.


You tend to think more like an artist than an engineer.   Location-wise, you would probably be a good fit for the City.

TAKE THE TEST
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There it is, folks, everything about me! (Complete with horrid HTML.) Except, about a third of it is wrong… Oh well, that’s still a pretty good ratio for a stupid internet quiz.

7 Responses to "Everything!"

  1. Blanche Debris says:

    Heh, you think like an upper class conservative … ah HA, the truth finally comes out! ;p

    I’m going to take this next …

  2. Amber says:

    Uh yeah, that would be a large chunk of the third of it that’s wrong!

  3. Blanche Debris says:

    I took it … it said my attitude toward life is Lower Middle Class. Ouch! I don’t mind though, I know I’m a redneck underneath all my fancy learnin’. ;D

  4. christy says:

    Taking the

  5. christy says:

    UGH. I hit “return” in the wrong place.

    I MEANT to say that I’m taking the quiz right now, and the sex parts look like they were written by a thirteen-year old. Ha.

  6. Amber says:

    I know, and I think that’s one of the major reasons it doesn’t work. You can’t combine a “purity test” for middle schoolers with questions about how much money you make, what industry you work in, what your views on capitalism are, and expect it to work.

    Q1. Have you ever made out with a member of the opposite sex?

    Q2. True or false: the rich are greedy and exist on the backs of the poor.

    …just doesn’t work.

  7. a very public sociologist says:

    Re: politics - is the test completely American-centric?

    Can one be anything other than a liberal or conservative?

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