I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this before, but I just stumbled upon it again tonight and I feel compelled to post it.
The Heterosexual Questionnaire
A few choice outtakes:
What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
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Could it be that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
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A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual men. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual male teachers, pediatricians, priests, or scoutmasters?
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Shouldn’t you ask your far-out straight cohorts, like skinheads and born-agains, to keep quiet? Wouldn’t that improve your image?
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