Being Amber Rhea

I have another long-ass post in progress, but in the meantime I am amused by my header quotes database and, since this is my blog, I’m going to post ALL OF THEM here now. I’m highly amused; perhaps you will be, as well. And if not, that’s okay too, because I AM AMUSED!

4 “I am a responsible, adult woman, and I’ll not be shamed for it.” Ren

5 Making the baby Jesus cry since 2002.

6 “It’s like seven minutes in heaven, only it’s five hours in hell.” Brent

7 “Now all I need is a room with a pole in it.” Remy Ma

8 A blog from the gynocentric angle.

9 “Have I changed? Or have I just awoken to who I always was?” Ryann Rain

11 Sharpening my Fuck You stick since 2002.

12 Nice girls don’t.

13 “Bloggers are just like everybody else except that we admit what we do.” Figleaf

14 “I feel like you guys are the kinky authority figures.” Joseph

15 “Trust the Danes. They are a wise and comfortable people.” Jenny

16 “I live my life like I’m reading my own biography.” Of Montreal

17 “It is one of the great superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.” Voltaire

18 “The older I get, the more I realize most of what I grew up with was bullshit.” Rusty

19 Using my communist tools to silence the truth since 2002.

20 “Use of expletives to get a point across only serves to make women in general look uneducated and hysterical.” Dumbass commenter

21 “The future is here. It’s just not evenly distributed yet.” William Gibson

22 “In spite of it all, you’re still here, you’re a survivor. And if you’re anything like I think you are, you survive in spite of yourself.” N.P.

23 Just another malicious feminist.

24 Filled to bursting with obvious indecency.

25 A natural, zesty enterprise.

26 It takes talent, and biting.

27 “I feel like I’m in a Talking Heads song or something.” Joseph

28 “You’re running a blog, not a democracy.” Rusty

29 “You fucked the suburbs out of me.” Of Montreal

30 “I am extraordinary, if you’d ever get to know me”. Liz Phair

31 “Listen here young lady, all that matters is what makes you happy.” Liz Phair

32 “I think we’re a bit past absurd.” Jenny

33 “Hell hath no fury like a blogger scorned.” Dacia

34 “Just what I need, another charming gay man in my life.” Jenny

36 “Not every short-haired feminist you meet at Pride is a lesbian.” Shelby

37 “I hate how lunch with us always ends with action items.” Ryan

38 “A ‘nuculer’ threat is one from a Middle Eastern country.” Brent

39 “Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.” H.G. Wells

40 “When they tell you you’re going to hell, you’re probably on the right track.” David

41 “Never let last night dictate your today.” Brent

42 “RSS can make the Internet your bitch.” Terri Lynn

45 “You don’t have to be defensive if you see imaginary bugs in the middle of the night.” Rusty

46 “Sex lies at the root of life, and we can never learn reverence for life until we learn reverence for sex.” Havelock Ellis

47 “You can’t control the length of your life, but you can control the width and depth.” Anonymous

48 “If having a hysterectomy would keep you from murdering another human being, I’d gladly pay for you to have it done.” Crazy commenter

49 “I just fucking love that it’s when I stop trying to be coy and whorish that I come across as such.” Jenny

50 Exercise, Atlanta, and anal sex: three things I’m glad I didn’t write off.

51 “Just fuck me in the ass with a football bat already.” BL

52 “You might not always see the ripples you create, but it’s important to know that they are there.” Niki

53 “I fear South Carolina more than I fear Hamas, and I’m not kidding even a little bit.” Tony

54 “I would love to be an ethical version of Karl Rove.” Jenny

55 “I love that I almost have a Masters degree and it has led me to chauffeuring balloons around.” Niki

56 “I hate raisins. I don’t even understand them.” Rusty

57 “Get a goddamn sense of humor, for fucking crying out loud.” Dooce

59 “I own the fact that I am human and have had human experiences.” Sherry

60 “Trying to stop things that cause us pleasure, and cause nobody any pain, is just to take too much joy out of life.” Sage

61 “Someone give me a penis so that I don’t sound like a Feminazi.” Sassywho

63 “Everything is a work in progress. Otherwise, it’s just old news.” Justin Kownacki

64 “Misogyny deserves no shield to hide behind.” Deep Feminist

65 “I am sex, I am my body, and my sex, my mind and my body have never been separate.” Kochanie

66 “Stop trying to act like you’re relevant.” NRB

67 “We don’t always know what we think we know, and in fact, often we don’t know shit.” Kim

68 “Intimacy lives in the heart and head, not the crotch.” Renegade Evolution

69 On the move and eroding the moral fabric of this country since 2002.

71 Pulling numbers out of my opinion hole since 2002.

72 “The most important thing is to be whatever you are without shame.” Rod Steiger

75 “We don’t have to trip over our liberalism here.” Octogalore

76 “One reader’s crap is another reader’s lifeline.” J. Brotherlove

77 “No web page is ever going to really be able to capture your humanity.” Rachel Kramer Bussel

78 Murdering innocent children in order to obtain sexual gratification since 2002.

79 Why not? It gives us something to do!

80 “I still stand for something, even on my knees.” Ren

81 “Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.” T.S. Eliot

82 “That tattoo on my arm? It’s Sanskrit for ‘Tee hee, I love dick.’” Kim

83 “I’m not your bitch, don’t hang your shit on me.” Madonna

84 “We need to be able to feel good about certain achievements without falling on our swords every five seconds.” Octogalore

85 “Why do these people have to be so friggin’ predictable?” Queer Dewd

86 “You’d rather sit in your safe little hole and sneer, proud of how smart you sound.” Dave M.

87 “We’ve got two lives, one we’re given and the other one we make.” Mary Chapin Carpenter

88 “A little risk in the name of desire and self-satisfaction is quite different from developing false consciousness.” AWB

90 Not a Political Ass Virgin.

91 Professional blog warrior ready for action.

92 Goddess of social media cool / Free speech Nazi

93 “Most liberals are cowards who aren’t interested in real debate.” Shelby’s troll

94 I’m trouble.

95 “Accountability. It’s a bitch.” Jenny

96 “My vagina does not contain a magic wellspring of political solidarity, thank you.” Dora

97 “I’m such a fucking lady.” Remy Ma

98 “Physics makes us all its bitches.” Of Montreal

99 “If God gave us the imagination then it would be rude not to use it.” Rootietoot

100 “Being able to separate [sex and intimacy] is most likely associated with some deep scar in your unconscious psyche.” Crazy commenter

101 “Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.” Eleanor Roosevelt

102 “If the answer isn’t violence, neither is your silence.” PWEI

103 “The peaches more than make up for the Baptists.” Rootietoot

104 “No person is your friend who demands your silence.” Alice Walker

105 “So you can make me come, that doesn’t make you Jesus.” Tori Amos

106 If I can’t pole dance, it’s not my revolution.

107 “One man’s bukakke is another woman’s shibari.” j. brotherlove

108 “A little cleavage goes a long way. A lot of cleavage goes pretty much anywhere.” Jenny

109 “The gap between what we assume people do sexually and what they actually do is enormous.” Alfred Kinsey

110 “I can’t change the world / But I can change the world in me.” U2

111 “I wanna be cool, tall, vulnerable and luscious” Liz Phair

112 “Yes I know what you think of me, you never shut up” Tori Amos

113 May trigger.

114 Not conducive to freedom.

115 Humorless feminist babykiller.

116 “It’s nice to be liked, but it’s better by far to get paid.” Liz Phair