Favorite tweets December
Like last month, here are the tweets I favorited this month. I think this will probably become a tradition.
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[redacted] I ordered something with ostrich feathers on it, and my cat is already attempting to eat & have sex with it…at the same time. 4:59 PM Dec 31st, 2008 from web
jonnodotcom Woman sitting across from me demonstrating cavalier French attitude towards public diaper changing _and_ breastfeeding. Ah, Europe! 6:23 AM Dec 28th, 2008 from twitterrific
jomc Happy Return That Fug Sweater Day! 4:56 AM Dec 26th, 2008 from mobile web
absurdities Stuck in endless line @ SeaTac & the crazy cat lady has started screaming. Um, help. 6:25 PM Dec 22nd, 2008 from mobile web
[redacted] Body parts are in the oven. Going to work on 2008 meme on the new blog. 3:45 PM Dec 21st, 2008 from TwitterBerry
audaciaray LOL, one of my students put “nap” as the final stage of sexual arousal 3:00 PM Dec 21st, 2008 from web
kimberleecline servants are refilling my champagne and I am wrestling slaves and pissing in men’s mouths. Life is good. 1:32 AM Dec 21st, 2008 from Hahlo
seasonothebitch Just saw a guy on a bike dressed as a driedel. 9:29 PM Dec 20th, 2008 from txt
audaciaray uh-oh. my mild competence with computers and ability to calmly explain things has been discovered at my job. 11:05 AM Dec 18th, 2008 from web
eternal42 Yay! Our fucking plane is finally fucking here. I’m so fucking happy I could smack Martin Scorcese in the fucking face. 2:07 PM Dec 17th, 2008 from txt
NikolHasler Indiana is a real bag job of a state. 3:09 PM Dec 14th, 2008 from txt
eternal42 Kevin Smith, Zach and Miri was a massive let-down. WTF? If you fuck someone then you belong together as long as you don’t fuck someone else? 3:15 PM Dec 13th, 2008 from web
SpaceyG Don’t you HATE pretentious wanker fucks who RSVP “No” to Evites w/ stuff like “Hate that I can’t be there but working for State Dept.” 1:59 PM Dec 12th, 2008 from web
sunluff These mints are curiously strong… Kind of like how I want my dream man to be. 1:45 PM Dec 12th, 2008 from web
tyre @amberlrhea hello can you share with me your view on sex and its importants in a person day to day life? please 9:02 AM Dec 11th, 2008 from web in reply to amberlrhea
tonysimon I cannot begin to express in fewer than 140 characters the unbridled douchebaggery of people who buy into “Irish Pub” culture. 10:59 PM Dec 10th, 2008 from web
[redacted] I’m not sure if I can take a website seriously if they put hyperlink code in their <title> tag. 7:50 PM Dec 10th, 2008 from iTweet
melissagira My new dentist plays hot jazz in his exam room. But why am I spontaneously kegeling? 7:45 PM Dec 10th, 2008 from twitterrific
[redacted] just saw the bossy chick (Kim?) from the I Want To Work For Diddy show in Kroger. she was being bossy. 7:39 PM Dec 10th, 2008 from txt
gvonk @tonysimon @jenbrock I drink 2/day. Side effects include tracheal meerkat colonies and involuntary Narnia adventures. 3:57 PM Dec 8th, 2008 from web in reply to tonysimon
meyerweb It was fifteen years (and three days) ago that I marked up my first HTML document. What a longdesc, onchange trip it’s been. 4:19 PM Dec 6th, 2008 from web
Aerik @amberlrhea: blogs ARE dead, read all about why I think blogs suxx0rz at my new blog at do.uche.bag 11:14 PM Dec 5th, 2008 from foxytunes in reply to amberlrhea
lauriewrites @amberlrhea That made me lol, and I know, right? Get over it. Write a new post. “Blogs are dead” posts are dead. Stop. 11:14 PM Dec 5th, 2008 from web in reply to amberlrhea
[redacted] Business travel expertise is unattractive when flaunted. 8:37 AM Dec 3rd, 2008 from txt
melissagira Since when did sleeping around become incompatible with success? 4:07 PM Dec 2nd, 2008 from web
meyerweb Apparently Web 3.0 will be companies buying the community services Web 2.0 built and shedding the communities by killing the services. 11:45 AM Dec 2nd, 2008 from twitterrific
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And I just feel the need to offer a bit of an explanation for my favoriting of the tweet from “tyre.” I blocked them, but I couldn’t resist favoriting that particular tweet because I found it hilarious. Yes, strange random person I don’t know who can’t spell, I will totally tell you all about my view (singular!) on sex and life – in 140 characters or less.
“NikolHasler Indiana is a real bag job of a state.”
So true. So true.