WELCOME TO THE WILD AND WACKY WHIRLED OF MR. EVIL BREAKFAST!!!
"Poetry is not a turning loose of emotion, but an escape from emotion; it is not an expression of personality, but an escape from personality. But of course, only those who have personality and emotions know what it means to want to escape from these things."
--T.S. Eliot
Well, welcome to my little slice of the internet. Basically, all this page is is a place for me to talk about myself and for you to read about how wonderful I am. What can I say, it appeals to my narcissism. But first, let's get one thing straight...
My pseudonym is Mr. Evil Breakfast, true, but my real name is AMBER and I am quite female. Just thought I'd better get that out of the way... hope it doesn't attract any pedophiles... X-philes are more than welcome, though.
Okay! So let's get on to the good shite! Oh, wait, first the obligatory - Got ideas? Write to me and contribute! Do you know where I can find cool graphics? (I don't have time, or am too lazy, to make my own.) Fork over those URL's!
There are pictures here now! Click away and see my ugly mug.
Click here to read interesting and potentially offensive things about yours truly.
Click here to go to my magical poetry page.
This is a link to a page of even more links.
And now you need to click here. Thank you.
"Called the fool and company, on his own where he'd rather be. Where he ought to be he sees what you can't see, can't you see that?"
--R.E.M.
Now I'd like to say thanks, to all the little people. One day when I'm famous, you all can say you were mentioned on my crusty li'l web page.
Well, this section was getting kind of bloated, so I've decided to trim it. T-E-D-I-U-M-ology. So, if you're a friend, if you've taught me something about computers, if you scanned any of the pictures for this page (Gabe),if you put up with my crap regularly... consider yourself thanked!
View my Geek Code!
Or, make your own!
While you're at it, take the Official Nerdity Test. (What kind of a word is "nerdity", anyway?) For the record, yours truly is 33.2% nerd, or a "closet nerd".
Oh yeh, if you want to read about my school , this is the place to do it. But really, why would you want to do that?
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Coming soon: more pictures, .sigs collected, an experimental R.E.M. page, a Jungian personality-typing page and other psychological shite, and various other random things.
Note: the "Number of People With Whom I've Scored" link has been temporarily (if not permanently) removed due to embarassment. I plead the fifth.
"In a patriarchal society, the abiding sexuality of the healthy female was obliged to wear a prim disguise. Unaware of the irony, men flaunted their pale desires, while the stronger passions of the woman were usually concealed."
--Tom Robbins (_Skinny Legs and All_)
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