A year ago, it was National Drunk Blogging Day, thanks to Rootie’s ingenious idea. That was the last time I’ve been drunk, unless I’m overlooking something (and if I am, I’m sure someone will come along to correct me). Also, I met Doug in person for the first time that night. I remember Shelby saying, “Oh, god, you’re that Doug Monroe…” thinking he must’ve made a horrible first impression. Clearly he underestimated Doug.
Looking back, here are some highlights from my drunkblogging stint:
After I finish this 3rd drink, I think it’ll probably time to start ranting about porn, sex shops, and classism. Get ready fuckers!!
Now I feel like I should talk about some history of me and drinking. Watch out, I may start to emote all over the place. The first time I got drunk was when I left my old/new job the first time - Oct. 7, 2005. I blogged about it … Im too lazy to link to the post tho, so if you just search the archives you’ll find it. Since then I have been drunk maybe 3 other times… actually, Ryan was invilved in all of those, ha! He is a bad influence! (Or a good one?)
Now it might get racy… already on Rusty’s blog we’re talkijng about what he thinks about when he jerks off. I don’t like the way he write all his updates in 1 post, but whatever, it’s his prerogative.
So now I’m sipping my vodka and redbull. Rusty diluted it so the vodka doesn’t fucking kill me.
And now my mom totally HATES that she reads this blog!! (I know she reads it. Even if she says she doesn’t. But you know what, I am an ADULT and I can do what I want! She should understand that by now! I’m 27 years old, dammit.)
So over at fucking Will Hinton’s blog a few weeks ago, that guy Expat Teacher wrote some shit about “porn deadens sex.” O, woe is me, I’ve never heard that line before!! First of all, I fucking HATE how people will throw out a fucking platitude like that and just expect everyone to just swallow it, without asking what the fuck they even MEAN by that statement or anything. Everyone is just supposed to nod approvingly. Because we all just KNOW that porn is wrong an dbad, right? Right??
And plus, I kind of feel like, if I decide NOT to grow my hair out, then I should go to amateur night and represent for all the sexy short-haired girls out there! And everyone who’s an asshole about it will be like, “Hot damn, look at her dance, she’s really good… maybe short-haired strippers are okay after all!”
And my favorite comment of the night came from Dacia:
Apparently, for you, drinking = exclamation points.
I look forward to watching your punctuation as you continue to imbibe this evening.
That was a fun night. Which is weird for me because usually I do not have fun when there is a lot of drinking involved. But on some carefully planned occasions (like NaDruBloDa, or the first time I left the Old/New Job) it can be fun.
Should we do another NaDruBloDa at some point in 2008?


