Spam, mental health, rambling, etc.

Hmm, looks like I spoke too soon about Akismet… it let 3 spam comments slip through. But, the actual comment field was empty, for reasons I will not divulge. Still, it’s a huge improvement. It’s already caught 20 spam comments. So, I think it’s safe to say that any of you who’ve ditched my comments RSS should feel free to resubscribe.

But that’s not why I started writing this post. This is:

I love this post by The Happy Feminist. What she’s writing about goes hand-in-hand with my post from yesterday, about the importance of speaking openly about things that are stigmatized in our society. I even used mental illness as one example.

I was tempted not to go into my personal issues on this blog out of a fear of playing into anti-feminist stereotypes of the screwed up feminist. But freedom means not having to pretend to be superhuman just because I am a feminist. Although feminists are often very strong, tough women, being a feminist does not guarantee a woman invincibility, nor should we allow ourselves to be forced to hold to that standard.

To that I say, rock on, Happy Feminist!

As someone who has been in therapy and on anti-depressant medication for about 10 years now (not continuously; I went periods of months and even years without seeing a therapist), I feel very strongly about this. I decided long ago (”…never to walk in anyone’s shadow” - oh, wait… ahem) that I was not going to perpetuate the stigma against and ignorance about depression, therapy, etc. I knew people who were or had been in therapy but didn’t talk about it. As if they were ashamed. I decided I was not going to play that shit. And so, for damn near 10 years now, I’ve talked openly, honestly, and unashamedly about my experiences, and have called lots of people on lots of bullshit. And, quite a few people have thanked me for being so open about it, saying it helped them to confront their own issues.

Speaking of health… mental and otherwise… Heather Corinna of Scarleteen has posted an awesome round-up of all the important information regarding OTC EC. (Attack of the acronyms!!) This is an amazing resource she’s put together… especially because it’s damn near impossible to find out anything definitive about how the legality of all of this will be played out. You should bookmark it, immediately.

Well, I should probably get to bed… I’m in that weird state right now of being tired, but not. (That probably makes no sense; oh well.) I have a list of things I need to do tomorrow, but fortunately I think it’s manageable; so I don’t feel overwhelmed (yet).

And, hey! If you have anything at all you want to say, about me, this blog, the Georgia Podcast Network, podcasts in general, anything… call the GAPN voicemail-slash-rantline at 678.389.9441. Otherwise we’ll just look like the unpopular kid sitting alone at the lunch table, and that’s no fun for anyone.

I love 3-day weekends

An exhausting - but fun! - 3-day weekend is winding to a close. (And I have to do work tonight, booooo.) Right now my body is more focused on the “exhausting” part, so expect a more detailed post about our weekend adventures, soon.

However, I would just like to apologize again for all the spam. I haven’t had enough spare time to sit down and seriously try to do something about it. My comments RSS feed had about 130 new items in Bloglines today, and I know it sucks to wade through and try to pick out the real ones amid all the crap. Sorry. Although, it could definitely be worse… all the spam is so complementary! The bots just want to thank me and tell me what a great design I have! Bless their hearts… don’t they know flattery will get them nowhere?

I can’t stand spam

Sorry about all the comment spam, y’all. The problem is that somehow the spammers are getting past my security question, and they’re spoofing IPs. I’m going to see about implementing Askimet, but it might be a while before I figure out how to make that work with my homegrown blogging system.

But, I’ll be goddamned if I’m going to switch to Wordpress or something. It’ll take more than a little comment spam to get me to ditch the system I’ve nourished with love and output buffering for over 4 years.

Personal downtime

Well, so far this weekend I haven’t felt like being on the computer for any extended period of time. This is an anomaly for me, but I’m embracing it. And I don’t think the situation is likely to change by tomorrow. So in the meantime, feel free to check out the bloggy goodness of some (relatively) recent additions to the sidebar link orgy:

Oh, and sorry about all the comment spam that’s been showing up around here… I need to figure out what to do about that. Eh, eventually.

And now, with Rusty out of town for the weekend, I’m going to go sleep in his bed wearing one of his T-shirts.

Fun with (other people’s) comment spam

Eponymous gets the best comment spam lately.

I know he’s been deleting his spam comments, but I’ve saved a few of my favorites in Bloglines, which I will now share with you, dear readers.

porn

Vinnie and the other coworker ignore me. They’re used to my bipolar mood swings.

Amateur

starts in a few days. My lawyer tells me I face staturory rape charges

Swingers Party Sex

Your Creative income might be able to pay the bills or fund a vacation to Cancun, but you’re always going to be working under someone who understands the actual business end of your company.

Gay Sex

Our cat flap?s broken which we think is the reason why the cat?s peeing everywhere. This is apparently how cats tell you they?re pissed off.

I think the last one is my favorite. It’s really hard to choose, though.

More spam poetry

As before, feel free to share your interpretations in the comments.

sopping wet from head to toe. I locked myself in a stall, got my flask, most difficult, the most powerful, the most fun of all. You will be ready happens to you? It’s in the Zone,” I said. “We have to follow regulations.”

are special and gifted and divine, above other birds.”

Spam poetry

This is from a spam email I just received:

panic bar dak bungalow carpet bed
thorny-edged corn-fed fat-tailed
high-stepping tooth cough Alpine parnassia
balance piston silver salt window dressing
foot stove still-flowing swift-spoken
Un-semitic self-purifying gold-rush
Wen chang bee milk quasi punishment
broad-spoken servant girl cattle mange

Wow. It’s like a haiku, except… not. Interpretations are welcome and encouraged.

In other news, today is the 26th birthday of the Village Whore Junky Slutbunny, a.k.a. my dear friend Jenny (or in the comments as “jt”). So that the legacy of her personal achievements lives on, I refer you to the old-school photo I posted on her birthday last year.

Wow

When you post an ad on Petfinder, this is the kind of spam you get:

Good Day Sir/Ma

Am Mr Brakole Hutton I Hail from {Utah} from Salt Lake City USA .This is to let you know that am interested in adopting /buying your pet that you you advertised on the internet but i want to know if the pets is in good condition becasuse i want to adoptlbuying the pet for my dougher cos her pet just died and she;s not happy at home m she felt lonely all the times and she ask me to get another pet for her so that she can be happy again and to know tha final asking price , including the pictures if available ,and i want to tell you that you are less concern about about the shipping because i there’s a shipping company from Salt lake that always do pick up for me ,i hope this transaction will be fast because is within the state . So i want you to reply soon

Best Regards

Brakole Hutton

I got this yesterday, and had two more like it in my inbox this morning.

On the bright side, I also received some non-spam emails, and someone is coming to buy the birds and cage this Saturday (barring another flake-out, of course).

Are you for real?

I’ve added a captcha to the comments form. I know, captchas can be kind of annoying, but I was getting fed up with having to delete comment spam. I know I don’t get nearly as much comment spam as people who use popular blogging systems like WordPress or Movable Type, but it was still enough to grate on my nerves.

Anyway, let me know if you have any problems with the captcha, notice any weird behavior, or just find the thing so damn annoying that you vow never to visit my site again.

Turkish Delight

Check out the awesome spam I got this morning:

Dear Madam or Sir ;

We are an importer company in Turkey and looking for sheep intestinal
(catgut).
We Want to buy big quantities of sheep intestinal (catgut).
If you can supply please contact us by e-mail.

Best Regards.
Mr.Ferhan Bugay
Istanbul / Turkey
ersahin_gold@mynet.com

Well, it’s their lucky day! I just happen to have a truckload of sheep intestinal (catgut) lying around. But shipping it to Turkey might be difficult…

Spam

I got this in my Yahoo account just now. Fabulous.

OMG I have 40 messages in my UGA email account (which I never use) this morning!! They’re all from Postmaster@milgrp.com, and all have ‘Delivery Failure Notice’ in the subject line. Mail.app has colored them all light brown for Junk Mail; and indeed, they look like spam:

I was surprised, too!

Who_could_suspect_something_like_that? shityiiiii

*-*-* Mail_Scanner: No Virus
*-*-* MILGRP- Anti_Virus Service
*-*-* http://www.milgrp.com

Someone is using my account for spoofing. >:P WTF…?